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Eight arms. Zero chemistry. Infinite leverage.
Who needs lab partners when you've got eight arms and a PhD in getting things done? Our octopus scholar flunked chemistry and still runs the whole operation. For engineers, problem-solvers, and everyone who's ever MacGyvered their way through life
- Heavy cotton tee — soft, durable, built for everyday wear
- Classic unisex fit, true to size
- Printed to order, just for you
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. (Monsters prefer it that way.)
