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The ocean's most conflicted predator.
He's got the teeth, the fins, the theme music. He just doesn't feel like it today. Our cartoon shark is living proof that even apex predators have off days. For introverts and anyone who's ever been expected to be scary and chose snacks instead
- Heavy cotton tee — soft, durable, built for everyday wear
- Classic unisex fit, true to size
- Printed to order, just for you
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. (Monsters prefer it that way.
