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He's ancient. He's all-powerful. He's absolutely furious about the mosquitoes.
The great old one of the deep has traded cosmic horror for swamp life, and he's not handling the humidity well. Part elder god, part grumpy neighbor — this cute-but-miffed Cthulhu is the perfect mascot for anyone whose resting face says "do not perceive me before coffee."
**The details**
- Heavy cotton tee — soft, durable, built for everyday wear
- Classic unisex fit, true to size
- Printed to order, just for you
**Care:** Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. (Monsters prefer it that way.)
