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Inspirational posters lied to you. This bottle opener tells the truth.
Give 100%? Then you're empty — time for a refill. This sturdy metal cap opener delivers hard truths and cold beverages in equal measure. The perfect gag gift for coworkers, friends, and anyone running on fumes with their sense of humor intact.
solid metal, built to outlast your motivation / wipe clean, do not put in dishwasher / warning: may cause honesty.
