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She's been waiting under that beach umbrella since 1957. You're the first tourist to notice.
Part vintage horror poster, part cautionary tale about all-inclusive resorts, our Caribbean Cannibal Clam is equal parts glamorous and deeply unwell. She doesn't want your heart — she wants the whole buffet. A must for beach lovers with a dark sense of humor.
- Heavy cotton tee — soft, durable, built for everyday wear
- Classic unisex fit, true to size
- Printed to order, just for you
Care Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. (Monsters prefer it that way_)
